Status messages for life

It's kind of boring to see people update their status on Facebook, Twitter, MySpace, Bebo, Orkut or whatever social network with the stuff that is just normal routine part of their days, like "Mette Mannonen is at work forecasting the weather" (no, I don't know her but would love to :-) ).
I'm guilty of doing this myself also sometimes when I can't think of anything clever to say but I feel like my lates status update is way pass its' expiration date.

Now I thought I'll write here status messages for the rest of my life...well at least until I'm retiring. These are valid unless otherwise stated in my status message in Facebook and/or Twitter.
MON - FRI
11:45 pm-6:45 am: Marko is sleeping.
6:45 am-8:00 am: Marko is getting ready for the day at the office ie. yawning, washing, shaving and eating.
8:00 am - 8:15 am: Marko is driving to the office listening to Radio Rock morning show (the car might be different depending on the day but who cares).
8:15 am- 4:15 pm: Marko is working, which means boring meetings, boring emails and boring document reading and writing while hoping to be somewhere else doing something else
4:15 pm - 4:30 pm: Marko is driving home and listening to Radio Rock again
4:30 pm - 5:30 pm: Marko is cooking dinner or helping with it and eating it with the family
5:30 pm - 6:00 pm: Marko is trying to rest on the couch while reading a magazine or surfing the web
6:00 pm - 8:30 pm: Marko is taking his kids to their hobbies and/or doing his own stuff like gym, skiing, floorball
8:30 pm - 9:15 pm: Marko is getting ready for the night ie. eating and washing (note: in the morning washing comes before eating), putting younger kid to bed and reading a bed time story etc.
9:15 pm - 11:44 pm: Marko is watching TV, reading emails and maybe working on some work related document, surfing the web or reading a book or magazine
11:44 pm - 11:45 pm: Marko is being gentle to his wife

SAT - SUN
11:57 pm-8:45 am: Marko is sleeping.
8:45 am - 10:30 am: Marko is getting ready for the day ie. yawning, scratching, washing, shaving and eating.
10:30 am - 11:45 am: Marko is taking it easy at home, watching TV or playing with kids or something
11:45 am - 3:00 pm: Marko is fixing or building something at home OR shopping downtown AND/OR taking kids to their hobbies
3:00 pm - 4:30 pm: Marko is cooking and eating late lunch with the family
4:30 pm - 6:00 pm: Marko is again watching TV
6:00 pm - 8:00 pm: Marko is excercising (either gym or skiing)
8:00 pm - 9:00 pm: Marko is in sauna
9:00 pm - 9:30 pm: Marko is having evening meal, putting younger kid to bed and reading a bed time story etc.
9:30 pm - 11:45 pm: Marko is watching TV or a rental movie
11:45 pm - 11:55 pm: Marko is getting ready for bed, washing and stuff
11:55 pm - 11:57 pm: Marko is being gentle to his wife double as much as on weekdays

There you have it. If there's nothing special mentioned in Facebook or Twitter just check the list above and you'll know what I'm doing.